Johannes' hemmelighed

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jakob Katz
Jakob Katz

Johannes

Ina-Miriam Rosenbaum
Ina-Miriam Rosenbaum

Jesus

Kirsten Olesen
Kirsten Olesen

Johannes' mor

Claus Strandberg
Claus Strandberg

Johannes' far

Poul Thomsen
Poul Thomsen

Bedstefar

Bodil Lindorff
Bodil Lindorff

Fru Jensen

Liv Løvetand Hansen
Liv Løvetand Hansen

Lille pige

Karen-Lise Mynster
Karen-Lise Mynster

Den lille piges mor

Nis Bank-Mikkelsen
Nis Bank-Mikkelsen

Den lille piges far

Johannes Rebel
Johannes Rebel

Syngende dreng

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    Johannes is upset because his parents have divorced and because his father never phones him. Before going to bed he wants his mother to read something from the Bible for him, instead of one of the usual stories from Superman. She reads some lines from the Revelation of St. John. Johannes asks her what "the end is near" means. She explains that it is when Jesus comes back, and sends the good people to Paradise and the evil ones to Hell. In the middle of the night Johannes sees a dazzling light and lots of water pouring out from the toilet. Suddenly an androgynous being is standing in the bathroom. Johannes thinks it's Jesus, and the being doesn't deny it. Johannes asks Jesus if his parents are going to Hell, as he thinks they are evil.

  • Release Date

    1985-12-06

  • Average

    6

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
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    Dansk
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