Loins of Punjab Presents
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Josh Cohen
Preeti Patel
Vikram Tejwani

Loins of Punjab Presents
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A ruthless philantrophist. A bhangra rapper. An over-protected prodigy. A reckless actress. A lovelorn businessman. An entrepreneurial yogi. And a Loin King. Enter a roller-coaster world of seven strangers whose lives collide during a singing contest in a small New Jersey town.
Release Date
2007-01-28
Average
5.5
Rating:
2.8 startsTagline
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Languages:
English
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