The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make
Top 6 Billed Cast
Jeanne
Baby Butcher
Elaine
Jeb the Hick / Gay Soldier #2
Doll Victim - Survivor
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make
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A romantic couple run from the law after accidentally killing one of their friends. They encounter every imaginable monster that has appeared in horror movies in a modern day version of Dante's Inferno. Will the trials that befall them strengthen them and reveal sublime virtues, or will the duo fall prey to the darker side of the mind?
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2008-03-18
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