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Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht
Top 10 Billed Cast
Oliver Mommsen
Thomas Möbius
Wolke Hegenbarth
Lisa Behrwanger
Elena Uhlig
Karin
Barbara Schöne
Hilde Möbius
Tim Sander
Andi Möbius
Oktay Özdemir
Dsengis
Waldemar Kobus
Herr Bayerle
Dietrich Hollinderbäumer
Karl-Heinz Möbius
Hasan Ali Mete
Mechaniker Enzo d'Eugenio
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Thomas has a problem: the single man has crashed a borrowed Ferrari into the wall without insurance and now needs a lot of money to pay for the damage. When he accidentally runs in front of the convertible of likeable photographer Lisa and ends up in hospital with minor injuries, his chaotic brother Andi has the idea that saves the day: a lawsuit for compensation for pain and suffering! The only unfortunate thing is that Andi forges the certificate for impotence of all things.
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2005-09-15
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