Timur & His Commando$

Top 9 Billed Cast

Yuriy Galtsev
Юрий Гальцев

Pasha, "Limousine"

Aleksey Panin
Алексей Панин

Kolyan

Leonid Yakubovich
Леонид Якубович

Panteleich

Mikhail Svetin
Михаил Светин

fisherman

Ekaterina Maslennikova
Ekaterina Maslennikova

Zhenya

Peter Kadochnikov
Peter Kadochnikov

Timur

Eugene Voskresensky
Eugene Voskresensky

Kesha, "Bonce"

Aydin Bady-Sagan
Aydin Bady-Sagan

Ivan Ivanovish Ivanov

Aleksandr Novikov
Александр Новиков

Gavriil Puzyrev, "Bubble"

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    Timur, the son of a criminal authority named Sperm Whale hiding in an offshore zone, comes to Russia for summer holidays after several years of studying in England. Now he has his father's huge cottage, a personal cook and a squad of heavily armed guards at his disposal.

  • Release Date

    2004-01-21

  • Average

    6.5

  • Rating:

    3.3 starts
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    Pусский
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