Timur & His Commando$
Top 9 Billed Cast
Pasha, "Limousine"
Kolyan
Panteleich
fisherman
Zhenya
Gavriil Puzyrev, "Bubble"
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Overview
Timur, the son of a criminal authority named Sperm Whale hiding in an offshore zone, comes to Russia for summer holidays after several years of studying in England. Now he has his father's huge cottage, a personal cook and a squad of heavily armed guards at his disposal.
Release Date
2004-01-21
Average
6.5
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