Celestino y el Vampiro
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Celestino y el Vampiro
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Overview
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Release Date
2003-10-27
Average
8
Rating:
4.0 startsTagline
A bloodfat comedy
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Languages:
Español
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