So You Want to Play the Horses
Top 10 Billed Cast
Joe McDoakes
Narrator (voice)
The Colonel (uncredited)
Sid the Bookie aka Charlie (uncredited)
Eddie (uncredited)
Cashier (uncredited)
Alice McDoakes (uncredited)
Detective (uncredited)
Racetrack Vendor (uncredited)
Cigar Store Bookmaker (uncredited)
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Overview
In this outing, Joe loves playing the horses and shows what you can do to improve your odds of winning.
Release Date
1946-10-05
Average
6
Rating:
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