So You Want to Keep Your Hair

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George O'Hanlon
George O'Hanlon

Joe McDoakes

Art Gilmore
Art Gilmore

Narrator (voice)

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    Average American Joe McDoakes searches in vain for any cure that will halt his fast-disappearing hairline.

  • Release Date

    1946-12-07

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    7

  • Rating:

    3.5 starts
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    English
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