Two Old Tars

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Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle
Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle

First Old Tar

Nick Cogley
Nick Cogley

Second Old Tar

George Jeske
George Jeske

The Cop

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    Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.

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    1913-10-20

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