The Plight of Clownana

Top 9 Billed Cast

Danny Adams
Danny Adams

Clownana

Al 'Boogie' Lewis
Al 'Boogie' Lewis

Dildo Man

Nicole Bilderback
Nicole Bilderback

Katie Rosenbaum

Danneel Ackles
Danneel Ackles

DildoMan's Fan

Jensen Ackles
Jensen Ackles

Jensen

Riley Smith
Riley Smith

Riley

Kristoffer Polaha
Kristoffer Polaha

Kris

Christian Kane
Christian Kane

Christian

Chris Dowling
Chris Dowling

Narrator (voice)

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    Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off.

  • Release Date

    2004-04-17

  • Average

    6.7

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    English
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