Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
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Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg
Angela
Pfarrer
KX 3
Ida
Anführer der Spione
Bischof
Colonel
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In this wacky comedy, teen-aged Tony (Bentley C. Mitchum) has never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.
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1989-08-17
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