Assault and Matrimony

Assault and Matrimony
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Silvia and Edgar have been married for a long time, but can't stand each other now. But a divorce would mean having to sell their dream house, which both of them want to keep. Instead they both secretly decide the answer is to kill the other.
Release Date
1987-09-27
Average
6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
"Til death do us part," gave them both an idea.
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