Hans en die Rooinek
Top 7 Billed Cast
Sidney Spring
Ann Taylor
Martie du Toit
Bus conductor
The Democrat
Race organiser
Hans en die Rooinek
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Hans and Sydney are on a bus tour to the Cape. Hans is Afrikaans; Sydney is English. They chat up two pretty young women - and also quarrel between themselves all the way. Finally the tour guide kicks them off, forcing the two men to walk back to Johannesburg hoping that, despite the language barrier, they can finally get along.
Release Date
1961-10-30
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