If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal

Top 10 Billed Cast

Luís Miguel Cintra
Luís Miguel Cintra

Vitalino

Chandra Malatitch
Chandra Malatitch

Young Vitalino

Isabel Ruth
Isabel Ruth

Lima Duarte
Lima Duarte

Márcia Breia
Márcia Breia

Joana Bárcia
Joana Bárcia

Carla Chambel
Carla Chambel

Raquel Dias
Raquel Dias

Aninhas

Miguel Moreira
Miguel Moreira

Paulo Rocha
Paulo Rocha

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    1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.

  • Release Date

    2013-09-10

  • Average

    4.5

  • Rating:

    2.3 starts
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    Português

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