The Thorn

Top 10 Billed Cast

John Bassberger
John Bassberger

Jesus Christ

Bette Midler
Bette Midler

Virgin Mary

John Greenberg
John Greenberg

John the Baptist

James Harrison
James Harrison

Joseph

Fred LaBour
Fred LaBour

The Angel Fred

Craig Reynolds
Craig Reynolds

King Herod

Richard Pollard
Richard Pollard

Rabbi Gabriel

Diana David
Diana David

Salome

Jack Castor
Jack Castor

Queen

Chi Chi
Chi Chi

Queen

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