Chapoy
The adventures of two friends, one a chicken vendor in a market and the other a policeman. They have love affairs and capture criminals.
1986-02-07
7.3
The merchants of love.
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Donna and Maria are two fashion models enjoying sun, fun, each other, and anything on two legs that will hold still long enough them to hump it while on vacation in Greece. They hook up with a playboy voyeur named Mr. Nico and his kinky artist wife among another things.
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The wise and experienced maestro in the arts of love imparting his knowledge and techniques to a younger man before he dies.
An impotent husband is inspired by the bull that he inherited from his father and finds the lost virility.
Yoko is a housewife who's frustrated by her husband's lack of virility. She finds solace in erotic daydreams, the ministrations of a condom salesman and, eventually, the partner-swapping lifestyle.
Alessandro has a thing or two to learn. Carroll Baker, in her role, is the perfect teacher.
A scientist discovers a way to turn cow manure into energy. Two secret agents are dispatched to find out the formula but they devote more time to having sex with each other than they do going after the scientist. Pretty soon everyone in the area is after the scientist but they also wind up spending more time having sex with each other.
Guests at a clubhouse talk about their erotic experiences.
The German sex party wants to enter the German Bundestag to dismantle outdated moral concepts. The racy redheaded party leader and her playmates attract public attention with revealing actions...
High school student Nora is driving both her classmates and her teachers crazy. However, the principal wants to put an end to the raunchy activities with a transfer.
A schoolgirl and her older girlfriend seduce the teacher in order to improve their grades.
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