If a Thousand Clarinets

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jana Brejchová
Jana Brejchová

Tereza

Waldemar Matuška
Waldemar Matuška

Patrik

Hana Hegerová
Hana Hegerová

Edita

Eva Pilarová
Eva Pilarová

Klaudia

Karel Gott
Karel Gott

Benjamin

Jiří Suchý
Jiří Suchý

parašutista

Jiří Šlitr
Jiří Šlitr

parašutista

Pavlína Filipovská
Pavlína Filipovská

chovanka

Jana Malknechtová
Jana Malknechtová

Jana

Jiří Jelínek
Jiří Jelínek

Nicolas

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    A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.

  • Release Date

    1965-01-26

  • Average

    7.3

  • Rating:

    3.6 starts
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  • Languages:

    Český
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