
If a Thousand Clarinets
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Nicolas

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Overview
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
Release Date
1965-01-26
Average
7.3
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