2 Hitmen
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Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of killing for hire.
Release Date
2007-11-11
Average
2.5
Rating:
1.3 startsTagline
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Languages:
English
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