We're Nothing Like James Bond

Top 4 Billed Cast

Daniela Bianchi
Daniela Bianchi

Self

Guido Gabrielli
Guido Gabrielli

Self

Mario Balsamo
Mario Balsamo

Self

Sean Connery
Sean Connery

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    Noi non siamo come James Bond

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    How two friends, thanks to the strong relationship between them, piece back together the fragments of their existence sent topsy-turvy by serious illness? Through a peculiar kind of road movie, alternating the dense reflections of the two main characters on life, with their easy positive glances towards the future. Starting from a weird juvenile infatuation with James Bond: he utterly immortal, they extremely mortal. Now more than before.

  • Release Date

    2012-11-29

  • Average

    6.2

  • Rating:

    3.1 starts
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  • Languages:

    Italiano

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