Balin & Balan
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If Ridley Scott and Terry Gilliam had a bastard child it would be this film. Pulled from the protection and security of the womb, it has been molded and shaped into a masterpiece to the point the masses lament and wail when it's name is spoken. Ladies and gentlemen Hark now and hear these words: The Lawnmowerman Production Company presents to you... "BALIN & BALAN"
Release Date
2025-01-25
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10
Rating:
5.0 startsTagline
An epic of epic proportions at the mercy of budget constraints
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