We Are the Hartmans

Top 10 Billed Cast

Ben Curtis
Ben Curtis

Jordan

Jennifer Restivo
Jennifer Restivo

Diana

Jonah Spear
Jonah Spear

Baxter

Audrey Sawaya
Audrey Sawaya

Pam

Chris Cook
Chris Cook

Richard

Joy Suprano
Joy Suprano

Morgan

Dylan Clements
Dylan Clements

Tyler

Brie Eley
Brie Eley

Layla

Richard Chamberlain
Richard Chamberlain

Mr. Hartman

Charlie Plummer
Charlie Plummer

Young Jordan

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    We Are the Hartmans

  • Overview

    When the owner of Hartman's Rock Club falls ill, his estranged family swoops into town to sell the club and collect the money. What they don't expect is a full-scale neighborhood rebellion by the eccentric musicians, drunks and drag queens that frequent the club.

  • Release Date

    2012-10-02

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  • Tagline

    A comedy parable for our gentrified age.

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    English
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