We Are the Hartmans
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Diana
Richard
Morgan
Layla
Mr. Hartman
Young Jordan
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When the owner of Hartman's Rock Club falls ill, his estranged family swoops into town to sell the club and collect the money. What they don't expect is a full-scale neighborhood rebellion by the eccentric musicians, drunks and drag queens that frequent the club.
Release Date
2012-10-02
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A comedy parable for our gentrified age.
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