Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure
Top 4 Billed Cast
Malcom Please and Mike Sadface
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Overview
It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.
Release Date
2019-03-30
Average
8
Rating:
4.0 startsTagline
It’s a slow news day
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