Up Your Teddy Bear
Top 8 Billed Cast
Toy Company Director, a.k.a. "Mother"
Clyde King
Lyle "Skippy" Ferns
Ms. Honeysuckle
Debra Sur
Miss Boota, sculptress
Girl Lifting Dress (in flashback)
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