Quest for the Egg Salad

Top 8 Billed Cast

Jesse Green
Jesse Green

Balfazar

Chris Seaver
Chris Seaver

Duglos the Sak

Tim Ekkebus
Tim Ekkebus

Astrogon

Teen Ape
Teen Ape

Himself

Casey Bowker
Casey Bowker

Blayu

Lloyd Kaufman
Lloyd Kaufman

Gandalfini

Tina Krause
Tina Krause

Nienna

Doug Sakmann
Doug Sakmann

Goblin King

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    Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.

  • Release Date

    2002-03-15

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    3.5

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    English
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