The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

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Judge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold

Paul Darden

Demi Moore
Demi Moore

Sandy Darden

Richard Kind
Richard Kind

Dr. Schlazil

Don Calfa
Don Calfa

Howard

Teryn Jenkins
Teryn Jenkins

Ellen

Twink Caplan
Twink Caplan

Nosy Neighbor

Cary Greenberg
Cary Greenberg

Paperboy

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