You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Top 10 Billed Cast
Zohan Dvir
Dalia Hakbarah
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Michael Klayman
Gail Klayman
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Dorit
Kids' Salon Owner
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