Thong Girl takes on the forces of evil as she and her trusty sidekick BoxerBrief Boy defend Music City, USA from Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow.
Lanna Layonme / Thong Girl
Thong Girl takes on the forces of evil as she and her trusty sidekick BoxerBrief Boy defend Music City, USA from Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow.
2003-01-01
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Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIB's untarnished mission statement – protecting Earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Now it's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay – who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the MIB, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy – to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.
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A very good looking Jack is always on the hunt for hook-ups until he meets his match with physical challenges.
The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last cannister of the ooze that created the Turtles, which Shredder wants to create an army of new mutants.
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When Ana's childhood friend dies she attempts to skip the five stages of grief with the help of her best friends, ex-boyfriends and naked Twister.
When a great film director accepts an Academy Award, he reflects on a comedian he worked with in the early film days, owing his success to him, not realizing that man is now destitute, watching the show on TV from a barstool. Part of the Screen Directors Playhouse series, sponsored by Kodak, and in association with Screen Directors Guild.
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