The Machine(2023)
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Movie: The Machine
Top 10 Billed Cast
Bert
Albert
Young Bert
LeeAnn
Igor
Idina
Sponge
Alexei
Sasha
Ashley
Video Trailer The Machine
Video: Official Red Band Trailer
Official Red Band Trailer
Teaser Trailer
Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro
Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill
Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme
Extended Preview
Farewell From Bert
Introducing the Machine
Not a Documentary
Peter Atencio
All 24 videos
Official Red Band Trailer - Trailer
Teaser Trailer - Trailer
Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro - Behind the Scenes
Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill - Behind the Scenes
Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme - Featurette
Extended Preview - Clip
Farewell From Bert - Behind the Scenes
Introducing the Machine - Behind the Scenes
Not a Documentary - Behind the Scenes
Peter Atencio - Behind the Scenes
Pitching the Film - Behind the Scenes
Preparing to Become an Action Star - Behind the Scenes
Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right? - Teaser
Step 10: Go hard or go home - Teaser
Step 11: Straight up strut - Teaser
Step 12: Put the PRO in promo - Teaser
Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here! - Teaser
Step 3: Get fancy AF - Teaser
Step 4: Release your inner badass - Teaser
Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise - Teaser
Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape - Teaser
Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit - Teaser
Step 8: Get reealll popular - Teaser
Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up. - Teaser
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