Thousands of sharp jokes aimed at those in power, hundreds of personally signed petitions, countless charity performances for a wide variety of good causes, numerous charity wine auctions, and several hundred liters of beer personally consumed in support of Ute Bock's refugee aid project: Thomas Maurer's record as a do-gooder is undoubtedly impressive. Who could blame him for gradually developing a certain longing for a slower pace of life, serenity, and his own garage space in the house? Because, of course, mental space is the most important thing. But a spacious apartment also has its advantages. What could possibly be the problem?
Thousands of sharp jokes aimed at those in power, hundreds of personally signed petitions, countless charity performances for a wide variety of good causes, numerous charity wine auctions, and several hundred liters of beer personally consumed in support of Ute Bock's refugee aid project: Thomas Maurer's record as a do-gooder is undoubtedly impressive. Who could blame him for gradually developing a certain longing for a slower pace of life, serenity, and his own garage space in the house? Because, of course, mental space is the most important thing. But a spacious apartment also has its advantages. What could possibly be the problem?
2006-10-27
10
Young man has his dreams come true when the sexy new maid seduces him. But she also has a secret that leads to trouble.
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The star of a team of teenage crime fighters falls for the alluring villainess she must bring to justice.
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When a childless couple--an ex-con and an ex-cop--decide to help themselves to one of another family's quintuplets, their lives become more complicated than they anticipated.
A neo-nazi sentenced to community service at a church clashes with the blindly devotional priest.
A stern Russian woman sent to Paris on official business finds herself attracted to a man who represents everything she is supposed to detest.
A writer must face the sudden death of his father, but after the burial, the latter reappears to him. He will have to learn to live with this facetious companion, but difficult to explain the situation to his family, because he is the only one who can see him. This disturbing presence will create an earthquake in the family.
Dictator Adenoid Hynkel tries to expand his empire while a poor Jewish barber tries to avoid persecution from Hynkel's regime.
After the insane General Jack D. Ripper initiates a nuclear strike on the Soviet Union, a war room full of politicians, generals and a Russian diplomat all frantically try to stop the nuclear strike.
When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?
A depressed white-collar worker tries hypnotherapy, only to find himself in a perpetual state of devil-may-care bliss that prompts him to start living by his own rules, and hatch a hapless attempt to embezzle money from his soul-killing employers.
The crack team of journalists at The Babylon Bee turn their powers of investigation toward the most deadliest day in all of human history: January 6, 2021. They hunt down the dangerous criminals who stormed the Capitol, visit the haunting sites where incalculable numbers of people died on that fateful day, and ask experts really smart questions. You will laugh, you will cry, you will cower in terror at the monsters who almost ended democracy once and for all. January 6: Never forget to remember.
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The intersecting stories of twenty-four characters—from country star to wannabe to reporter to waitress—connect to the music business in Nashville, Tennessee.
Former pro cyclist Kim Karlsen (39) holds a press conference admitting use of performance enhancing drugs in her career. Rather than accepting the consequences of her actions, our antiheroine sticks to her guns and refuses to alter her mindset.
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Former child star Joe Davis, reduced to living in a cheap Hollywood motel while struggling for acting jobs, is lusted after by nearly every woman he meets, including Jessica Todd, a tightly wound feminist who has recently come out as a lesbian. When Jessica's mother, Sally, an emotionally needy has-been actress, meets Joe, she moves him into her enormous, tacky mansion as her new boy toy and attempts to get him acting work.