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Cruise of the Gods(2002)
Status: Released
Date: 2002-12-23
46%
9 Votes
Time: 1h 30m
Overview:
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Cruise of the Gods
Top 10 Billed Cast
Rob Brydon
Andy Van Allen
Steve Coogan
Nick Lee
David Walliams
Jeff Monks
James Corden
Russell
Philip Jackson
Hugh Bispham
Niall Buggy
Graham Ball
Helen Coker
Jenny
Rachel Shelley
Yasmina
Jack Jones
Himself
Brian Conley
Himself
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