
Dead Serious(2005)
Outnumbered, outgunned, and completely outfanged
A religious zealot and his terrorist cult take over a gay bar in New York City. Their plan is to remove the scourge of homosexuality from the planet. But little do they realize that when the natural order is tampered with, the wrath of the undead is awakened. Now a group of unlikely heroes must fight to survive the night and save the city.

Movie: Dead Serious
Top 9 Billed Cast
Michael Rosario
Troy Archor
Richard Millman
Reverend Bob Rivington
Dr. Bruno Gant (as Thomas A. Cahill)
Maxwell Horne
Eden

Dead Serious
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A religious zealot and his terrorist cult take over a gay bar in New York City. Their plan is to remove the scourge of homosexuality from the planet. But little do they realize that when the natural order is tampered with, the wrath of the undead is awakened. Now a group of unlikely heroes must fight to survive the night and save the city.
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2005-10-15
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Outnumbered, outgunned, and completely outfanged
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