Movie: Maiko Haaaan!!!

Top 9 Billed Cast

Sadawo Abe
阿部隆史

Kimihiko Onizuka

Ko Shibasaki
柴咲コウ

Fujiko Osawa

Shinichi Tsutsumi
堤真一

Kiichiro Naito

Saori
早織

(Sister) Komako (Geisha)

Kotomi Kyōno
京野ことみ

Koume (Geisha)

Wakana Sakai
酒井若菜

Mamefuku (Geisha)

Shirō Itō
伊東四朗

Suzuki Taikai (President of Suzuya Ramen)

Takayuki Yamada
山田孝之

Student on field trip (cameo)

Miki Maya
真矢ミキ

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    Kimihiko Onizuka is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called "yakyuken" with one.

  • Release Date

    2007-06-16

  • Average

    6.5

  • Rating:

    3.3 starts
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  • Languages:

    日本語
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