Movie: The Wackiest Ship in the Army

Top 10 Billed Cast

Jack Lemmon
Jack Lemmon

Rip Crandall

Ricky Nelson
Ricky Nelson

Tommy Hanson

John Lund
John Lund

Wilbur Vandewater

Chips Rafferty
Chips Rafferty

Patterson

Tom Tully
Tom Tully

Captain McClung

Joby Baker
Joby Baker

Josh Davidson

Warren Berlinger
Warren Berlinger

A.J. Sparks

Patricia Driscoll
Patricia Driscoll

Maggie

Mike Kellin
Mike Kellin

Jack MacCarthy

Richard Anderson
Richard Anderson

Dennis Foster

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    Lieutenant Rip Crandall is hoodwinked into taking command of the "Wackiest Ship in the Navy" – a real garbage scow with a crew of misfits who don't know a jib from a jigger. What none of them knows, including Crandall, is that this ship has a very important top-secret mission to complete in waters patrolled by the Japanese fleet. Their mission will save hundreds of allied lives – if only they can get there in one piece.

  • Release Date

    1960-12-29

  • Average

    5.9

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
  • Tagline

    You'll crack your timbers when you see how the Navy sticks the Army sad sacks with the crumbiest ship afloat!

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  • Languages:

    English
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