Boned(2015)
A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.
Movie: Boned
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Samantha
Dr. Edward Pierce
Felicia
The Mistress
Ornery Woman
Sebastian / Goth Man
Young Man
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A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.
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2015-08-10
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