
I Could've Been a Hooker(2011)
Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.

Movie: I Could've Been a Hooker

J'aurais pu être une pute
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Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.
Release Date
2011-01-01
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4.5
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paris, franceman woman relationshipstalkerfaintlovestalkinglove interestolder man younger woman relationshipfemale stalkerstrangercutterfaintingunlikely loverstesticlesmysterious strangerclippersdizzinessaccidental lovehelpinghedge shearsabused childshort filmchild sexual abusehelpfulnesshelperwomenstrangers to lovers
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