The Watermelon Heist(2003)
A juicy tale about a seedy swindle.
To make money fast the Browns come up with a plan to win a contest for "Watermelon Juice Afro Sheen," awarding $10,000 to whoever can find the juiciest, sweetest watermelon in the country.
Movie: The Watermelon Heist
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Old Man Amos
Nicodemus Brown
Horny
Numbers
Whitey
The Angel Of Death
Deputy
Mailman
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To make money fast the Browns come up with a plan to win a contest for "Watermelon Juice Afro Sheen," awarding $10,000 to whoever can find the juiciest, sweetest watermelon in the country.
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2003-01-01
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A juicy tale about a seedy swindle.
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