An Italian referee demoted and exiled to the remote island of Sardinia finds out what it takes to handle a real match
Coach
Matzutzi
Old Lady with Umbrella
Almost hanged Linesman
Runaway Linesman
Lamb Thief
An Italian referee demoted and exiled to the remote island of Sardinia finds out what it takes to handle a real match
2009-01-31
7.2
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