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Up the Chastity Belt(1972)
Status: Released
Date: 1972-01-14
39%
20 Votes
Time: 1h 34m
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
Overview:
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Languages: English.
Countries:
United Kingdom
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Up the Chastity Belt
Top 10 Billed Cast
Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood
Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade
Derek Griffiths
Flapalot
John Barrett
1st Peasant
Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel
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