

Don't Touch my Bagpipes!(1980)
Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.
Movie: Don't Touch my Bagpipes!
Top 10 Billed Cast
Mademoiselle Kerlouette
La conductrice de car
La serveuse
Le patron du garage
Le cuisinier

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Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.
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1980-12-03
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