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Takeshis'(2005)
Status: Released
Date: 2005-09-02
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82 Votes
Time: 1h 48m
500% Kitano - nothing to add!
Overview:
Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.
Languages: Japanese.
Countries:
Japan
ProductionCompanies: 
Office Kitano
Movie: Takeshis'
Top 10 Billed Cast
ビートたけし
Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano
京野ことみ
Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor
岸本加世子
Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer
大杉漣
Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver
寺島進
Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor
渡辺哲
TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor
美輪明宏
Self
六平直政
Film Studios Tattooist
上田耕一
Film Crew Member close to the Director
津田寛治
Film Director
Video Trailer Takeshis'
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