Crooks Anonymous(1962)
No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"
A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.
Movie: Crooks Anonymous
Top 10 Billed Cast
Fred "Captain 'Dandy' Forsdyke" Cox
Brother R.S. Widdowes
Senior Brother Laurence Montague
Babette La Vern
Sir Harvey Russellrod
Brother Ronnie Bassett
Sister Prunella
Grimsdale
Mr. Wagstaffe
Bert
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A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.
Release Date
1962-03-31
Average
5.9
Rating:
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No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"
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