Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous(2008)
The Army Will Never Be The Same
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Movie: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Top 10 Billed Cast
Private Megan Valentine
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Sidney Green
Private Vicky Castillo
Private Petrovich
Private Hailey Hamamori
Private Connie Johnson
Sergeant Mills Evans
Private Jeter
Captain Greer
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Release Date
2008-11-07
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The Army Will Never Be The Same
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