

Frozen Assets(1992)
At First Family Sperm Bank, She banks on babies - He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

Movie: Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
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1992-10-23
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At First Family Sperm Bank, She banks on babies - He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
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