
Rookie cop Tokeen Jackson has just been given a new assignment: The elite Super Police Action Rescue Squad in Badger City! However, the S.P.A.R.S quickly find themselves in a situation not covered by their training; trapped in a mansion where the dead have come back to life and the mysterious Parasol Corporation is doing everything they can to cover it up. What terrible secret is the company trying to hide and how does it tie into the mysterious events that occurred in Quiet Knoll? Lock the doors, conserve your ammo, and rearrange your creepy animal statues in a vaguely logical pattern because the horror is coming home in X-Strike Studio's fifth feature length video game parody!
Tokeen Jackson
Clyde Peeling
Johnny Redshirt
Edward Lindsay
Albert Wisker
Gil
Ned Cumorah
Carlito Chavito
Polly Gackt
Gobbleskat

Rookie cop Tokeen Jackson has just been given a new assignment: The elite Super Police Action Rescue Squad in Badger City! However, the S.P.A.R.S quickly find themselves in a situation not covered by their training; trapped in a mansion where the dead have come back to life and the mysterious Parasol Corporation is doing everything they can to cover it up. What terrible secret is the company trying to hide and how does it tie into the mysterious events that occurred in Quiet Knoll? Lock the doors, conserve your ammo, and rearrange your creepy animal statues in a vaguely logical pattern because the horror is coming home in X-Strike Studio's fifth feature length video game parody!
2009-01-05
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The horror is coming home
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A pre-internet mash-up that mixes “Peanuts” and David Lynch’s “Blue Velvet.”
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