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Don't Go Near the Water(1957)
Status: Released
Date: 1957-11-14
51%
16 Votes
Time: 1h 47m
THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!
Overview:
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Avon Productions
Movie: Don't Go Near the Water
Top 10 Billed Cast
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
Jeff Richards
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy
Farragut Jones
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