Turd Merchants of Death(2009)
The stink has come to town
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Movie: Turd Merchants of Death
Top 10 Billed Cast
Happy Blonde Boy
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Toolbanger
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Receptionist
Mad Doctor
Himself
Door Man
Bartender
Greasy Bar Guy
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