Crooked Lines(2003)
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Movie: Crooked Lines
Top 10 Billed Cast
Johnny
Chris
Mike
Jimmy
Manny
Andrea
Customer
Charlie
Cliff
Sal
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Overview
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Release Date
2003-05-18
Average
4.5
Rating:
2.3 startsTagline
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Languages:
English
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