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What a Mess!(1995)
Status: Released
Date: 1995-03-30
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62 Votes
Time: 2h 23m
Overview:
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Languages: Russian.
Countries:
Russia
Budget: $1,200,000.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: What a Mess!
Top 10 Billed Cast
Валерий Гаркалин
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Вера Алентова
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Инна Чурикова
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Леонид Куравлёв
USA ambassador
Любовь Полищук
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Александр Панкратов-Чёрный
Ambassador's bodyguard
Ирина Апексимова
Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Сергей Баталов
lieutenant
Игорь Угольников
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Лев Борисов
Mafiosi
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