Movie: Machete: Istatwang Buhay

Top 6 Billed Cast

Cesar Montano
Cesar Montano

Machete

Rita Avila
Rita Avila

Lorna

Joel Torre
Joel Torre

Eddie Boy

Toby Alejar
Toby Alejar

Dan

Vivian Foz
Vivian Foz

Dan Fernandez
Dan Fernandez

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    A machete-wielding sculpture mysteriously comes alive helps people, fulfills the sexual fantasies of its sculptress and goes back to being lifeless again.a machete-wielding sculpture mysteriously comes alive helps people, fulfills the sexual fantasies of its sculptress and goes back to being lifeless again.

  • Release Date

    1990-05-10

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    2.667

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