Hard Times(NaN)
The world has ended, and Shay Reeves is the last living woman on earth. The good news? No one's alive to give a damn if she wears hideous sweaters or eats ice cream straight from the tub. The bad news? Her sex life sucks. When she encounters a run-down sex shop, her luck takes a turn for the better; she falls in love with its most magnificent occupant, the gold-plated dildo, Sir Shlong-A-Lot. Unfortunately, the toy is guarded by a legion of bodacious zombies. Now, it will take all her cunning, fighting skills, and pun-tastic powers to escape the sticky situation alive. Over-the-top comedy and ridiculous fight scenes abound in this sex-positive zombie comedy.
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The world has ended, and Shay Reeves is the last living woman on earth. The good news? No one's alive to give a damn if she wears hideous sweaters or eats ice cream straight from the tub. The bad news? Her sex life sucks. When she encounters a run-down sex shop, her luck takes a turn for the better; she falls in love with its most magnificent occupant, the gold-plated dildo, Sir Shlong-A-Lot. Unfortunately, the toy is guarded by a legion of bodacious zombies. Now, it will take all her cunning, fighting skills, and pun-tastic powers to escape the sticky situation alive. Over-the-top comedy and ridiculous fight scenes abound in this sex-positive zombie comedy.
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